I’m a mom. It happened on accident. I make graphic designs and fiddle with html and css. I like to cook. Especially with garlic. I aspire to be vegan and athletic and enlightened. But circa now, I’m a quasi-alcoholic couch potato with a fetish for design porn, food porn, and thingsican’tafford porn. Basically I sit on my butt on the internet a lot. I like to sing in my car. I try really really hard to be a good person, and even harder to be a good mom, but sometimes crazy wins. I don’t try to be offensive. I’m just naturally irreverent and sarcastic. Don’t take it personally, that would be a waste of energy.

**NOTE**
IF YOU KNOW ME in real life, PLEASE proceed cautiously before reading this blog. Very few people IRL are privy to its contents and it oftentimes contains mucho personal shit. If you do choose to read this despite these warnings, you do so at risk to your own superficial understanding of who I am and you will likely be offended and surprised at my frankness.